Chuck Norris Facts

G'day!

I love Chuck Norris facts.

Once I was a big fan of the man probably because my father looks a lot like him except my dad's beard is black. He's like... evil Chuck Norris. Without the evil part.

Here are some good ones from the link above:

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.

- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

- A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

loll.